My name is Taelor, I'm 18 years old and I don't know what I'm doing with my life. Welcome to my blog I hope it makes you smile.

I get such bad anxiety when someone of higher authority calls me (actually when anybody calls me really) and both of my bosses just called me literally within two minutes of each other I’m hyperventilating

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

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katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

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naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

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No one makes fun of Taylor Swift, like Taylor Swift does.

No one makes fun of Taylor Swift, like Taylor Swift does.

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May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

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givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

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gayisnotasynonymforjalex:

I took this picture a month ago but look how pretty it is

gayisnotasynonymforjalex:

I took this picture a month ago but look how pretty it is

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Not at all emotionally prepared for school tomorrow

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